Quotes

Rizzo: Where are you goin'? To flog your log?
Danny: Much better then hanging around here with you dorks.

Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine, I'm judging the dance contest.
Marty: I don't think I'm entered.
Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name?
Marty: Marty.
Vince: Marty what?
Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.

Danny: You can't just walk out of a drive-in.

Sonny: Well, I ain't taking no crap off her this year! If she crosses me, she's gonna find out who's boss!
Principal McGee: SONNY!
Sonny: Yes ma'am?
Principal McGee: Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?
Sonny: I was taking a walk.
Principal McGee: Well, you're just dawdling now, aren't you? Are you just going to stand there all day?
Sonny: No ma'am ,I mean yes ma'am, I mean no ma'am...
Principal McGee: Well which is it?
Sonny: Um, no ma'am.
Principal McGee: Well, I'm sure an afternoon of banging chalk erasers together will help you now, won't it?
Sonny: Yes ma'am.
Danny: I'm sure glad you didn't take no crap off her, Sonny.

Vince: It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancin' shoes.

Danny: Oh, bite the weenie, Riz.
Rizzo: With relish.

Marty: What's with you tonight?
Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter.
Marty: Huh?
Rizzo: I skipped a period.
Marty: Think you're P.G.?

Sandy: I'm going back to Australia; I might never see you again.
Danny: Don't... don't talk that way, Sandy.
Sandy: But it's true! I've just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn't fair.
Sandy: Danny, don't spoil it!
Danny: It's not spoiling it, Sandy, it's only making it better.
Sandy: Danny... is this the end?
Danny: Of course not; it's only the beginning.

Danny: That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.
Sandy: Danny?
Danny: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Sandy: What's the matter with you?
Danny: What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you?
Sandy: What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?
Danny: Well I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know.
Sandy: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!

Frenchy: Doody, how do I look?
Doody: Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!

Jan: You mean you're dropping out?
Frenchy: I don't look at it as dropping out! I look at it as a very strategic career move.

Patty: Oh you MUST think I'm a terrible clod for not introducing myself to your friend!... Hi, I'm Patty Simcox... Welcome to Rydell OH! ...well I hope you'll be at cheerleader tryouts. We'll have so much fun and get to be life-long friends!

Kenickie: Hey Rizzo, I hear you're knocked up.
Rizzo: You do huh? Boy, good new really travels fast.
Kenickie: Hey listen, why didn'tcha tell me?
Rizzo: What's it to ya?
Kenickie: Anything I can do?
Rizzo: You did enough!
Kenickie: I don't run away from my mistakes
Rizzo: Don't worry about it Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.
Kenickie: Thanks a lot kid.
Rizzo: Any time...

Scorpion: The rules are... there ain't no rules!

Sonny: Rizzo got a bun in the oven.

Mr. Lynch: What are you doing?
Sonny: Washing my hands.

Sonny: When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.

Frenchy: I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know, like Debbie Reynolds had in "Tammy." What do you think?
Waitress: If you find him, give him my phone number.

Rizzo: Look who's coming. Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell Hi... Hi.
Patty: Oh I just love the first day of school, don't you?
Rizzo: It's the biggest thrill of my life!
Patty: Hey, they just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?
Rizzo: Who?
Patty: ME. Isn't that the most? To say the least?
Rizzo: The very least.

Sandy: Are you making fun of me, Riz?
Rizzo: Some people are so touchy.

Cha Cha: They call me Cha Cha because I'm the best dancer at St. Bernadette's.
Frenchy: With the worst reputation.

Rizzo: I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!
Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!

Sandy: He was sort of special.
Rizzo: There ain't no such thing.

Danny: You're looking good, Riz.
Rizzo: Eat your heart out.
Danny: But sloppy seconds ain't my style.

Coach Calhoun: All couples must be boy-girl.
Putzie: Too bad, Eugene!

Rizzo: How about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going?
Girls: *cheer*
Jan: Anyone want a Twinkie?
Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.
Jan: It says right here it's a dessert wine.

Jan: What's the matter? We don't got cooties!
Rizzo: I'll bet you've never had a drink before, have you?
Sandy: Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.
Rizzo: Well, ringa ding-ding.

Principal McGee: Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be immediately disqualified.
Rizzo: Well, that leaves us out!
Coach Calhoun: Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.

Rizzo: What about Rudy from the Capri Lounge?
Marty: Get serious!
Rizzo: It's just a suggestion.
Marty: Well, I already called him.

Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
Danny: I don't like tea.
Sandy: You don't have to drink tea.
Danny: I don't like parents.

Principal McGee: Blanche, do you have the schedules?
Blanche: Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them.
Principal McGee: Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.
Blanche: Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me.
Principal McGee: Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester.

Danny: Sandy!
Sandy: Tell me about it, stud.

Doody: The problem's in this rubber band engine.
Kenickie: The problem's in your mouth.
Sonny: Kenickie, got any Scotch tape?

Blanche: When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave.
Sonny: Thinks she's Tinkerbell.
Blanche: Hush, Sonny.

Danny: Uh, I'm not very hungry; just gimme a double Polar Burger wit' everything and a cherry soda wit' chocolate ice cream.

Rizzo: Ok, so what do you guys think this is, a gang bang?
Sonny: Yeah, you wish.

Danny: You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.
Sonny: Right, the chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in.

Sonny: Hey Putzie, why don't you call her?
Putzie: Oh, Sandy. Wherefore art thou, Sandy?

Principal McGee: Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows? Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or even a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.

Rizzo: Peachy keen, jellybean.

Principal McGee: We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.

Principal McGee: I think we all owe a round of applause for Patty Symcox and Eugene Felsnick and committee for their beautiful decorations.
Sonny: Let's hear it for the toilet paper!

Principal McGee: In just a few moments the entire nation will be watching Rydell High, God help us, and I want you to all be on your best behavior.
Sonny: NO HINEY BITING!

Frenchy: Sandy, Sandy, beauty is pain.

Frenchy: Could you please get me some ice to numb her earlobes?
Marty: Why don't you just let the cold water run, and stick her ear under the faucet?
Frenchy: Oh!

Frenchy: Beauty-school sure was'nt as I thought it would be.
Waitress: Nothing ever is.

Frenchy: Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy.

Coach Calhoun: All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
Danny: Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
Coach Calhoun: No, I mean your clothes.
Danny: Oh.

Coach Calhoun: Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.
Danny: Oh, yeah? Like what?
Coach Calhoun: Like, uh... track!
Danny: Whaddaya mean, like running?
Coach Calhoun: Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!
Danny: That could be cool.

Principal McGee: If you can't be in athlete, be an athletic supporter.

Rizzo: What's up, Kenick?
Kenickie: One guess.

Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?
Rizzo: No, you can still see your face.

Rizzo: Hey Zuko! I've got a surprise for you.
Danny: Oh, yeah?
Rizzo: Yeah!
Danny: Sandy!
Sandy: Danny!
Danny: Wha-what are you doing here, I thought you were moving back to Australia?
Sandy: We were but we had a change in plans!

Frenchy: What do you guys think of Sandy? Do you think we can let her into the Pink Ladies?
Rizzo: Nah, she looks to pure to be pink!

Danny: Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
Sonny: Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?
Putzie: Is that all it takes 15 minutes?

Jan: I've been dieting all day! My mom's apple pie is better than this stuff! Do you want some?
Putzie: SURE!
Sonny: Hey Putzie, remember... 15 minutes!

Rizzo: Ooh... I should've told you! You shouldn't inhale if you’re not used to it!
Frenchy: Sandy, let me show you how to French inhale! It's really cool, watch!
Marty: That is the ugliest looking thing I ever saw.
Frenchy: Yeah, the guys really go for it! I mean that's how I got my nickname Frenchy!
Rizzo: Sure it is!

Vince: You Jims and Sals are my best pals, and to look your best for the big contest, just be yourself and have a ball, that's what it's all about after all!

Sandy: Frenchie, I don't feel so good.
Rizzo: Think of it this way if she screws you up she can always fix your hair so your ears don't show.

Sandy: What if they dance diffently than we do back home?
Rizzo: Hey don't worry, maybe you'll invent the kangaroo bop.

Kenickie: You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Frenchy: Vi, what do you think of waitressing?
Vi: You're too young to know.

Danny: You've gotta make friends with the cameraman.
Sandy: The cameraman?
Danny: Yeah, his name’s Ted.

Rizzo: Marty, you ain't gonna tell anybody about this, right?
Marty: Oh sure, Riz, look... I'll take it to the grave. Coming through, coming through. Lady with a baby!

Kenickie: Oh, great. I get stuck with the check again. Gimme money.
Rizzo: *glares*
Kenickie: Okay, what's with you tonight, huh? You got the personality of a wet mop!
Rizzo: Don't start with me!
Kenickie: Oh, sure! Fine! Eureka! How 'bout I finish with ya, huh?
Rizzo: Finish this!*throws her milkshake in his face* To you from me, PinkyLee! Sorry, French.
Kenickie: Hey! Rizzo! I wanna talk to you! NOW!

Kenickie: Oooh, Riz... Riz...
Rizzo: Would you call me by my first name?
Kenickie: Ooohh, uhhh... ooohh... uhh...
Rizzo: Betty.
Kenickie: Betty, Betty...
Rizzo: Hey... ya got something?
Kenickie: Are you kidding? My 25-cent insurance policy.
Rizzo: Big spender! ... What?
Kenickie: It broke!
Rizzo: How could it break?
Kenickie: I bought it when I was in the seventh grade.
Rizzo: What the Hell...
Kenickie: Oh Betty...